GAME: This or that

[Shep]

I've seen this done fairly well on other boards, so I think it's worth a shot. Same as other games, answer and post the next question. Only give "_______ or ______", and don't specify what question.
Ex. (taken from the start of another this or that on another site)

Pick one of the two and then put up two


Chicken OR Turkey

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chicken.
um, cookies or crackers

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Cookies

Coke or Pepsi?

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pepsi
eating or drinking?

*sleepwalks to fridge*

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eating
gravy or chedder?

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chedder

cat or dog?
(and yes it's still a food question)

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dog

love or money

As the last question shows, doesn't have to be a food question, that's just how it started in that case.

Here's one to start:

Red or Blue?

[Jesus]

Blue

eat 10 oz of mayonaise
or
poked in the eye with a staple

[Shep]

staple, I'll take an eyepatch over obiesity any day

Windows or Mac?

[doublekill]

windows

being draged face down across rusty nails
or
being round house kicked by Chuck Norris

[Jesus]

chuck norris, just for the right to say "i was roundhouse kicked by chuck norris"

doom
or
halo

[doublekill]

Doom (z daemon in particular)

Benz
or
Beamer

[Shep]

benz, if I happened to find $50,000 stuffed in a drainpipe somewhere

juniors or seniors?